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[30 Apr 2004|11:20am] |
now i know what you're thinking. "oh look, its satan again, he thinks he can leave us alone for a few months and just come back and take the throne." well guess what bitch, i FUCKING CAN!!!
a lot has been going on since my last post and so i'll fill you in:
as some of you might have heard, jesus had a little film debut earlier this year and needless to say i'm a little pissed off. i'm in the middle of a screenplay right now for my new movie that is to be a response. Pissing on the Christ will begin shooting in early march and we'll have the whole thing done just in time for christmas. if you're interested in doing extra-work and you've got some experience please feel free to offer a blood sacrifice and i'll try to work you in to some of the scenes.
the war in iraq... hasnt changed. it's just steady killing that, it pains me to say, is just getting kinda boring. i would do my best to get something big to happen but George Bush isnt my problem, he's too fucking stupid for me to influence, it's kinda like tempting a bucket of mud.
gay marriage blah blah blah blah blah, who gives a shit? queers is queers.
in movies:
hellboy: um... there really wasnt anything hell about him, but overall it was pretty good. except for the fish guy.
the punisher: somebody needs to punish that motherfucking director.
13 going on 30: she will be in porn before you know it.
kill bill2: what a load of shit
the ladykillers: there were no ladies being killed.
van helsing: bites ass, everyone knows i had nothing to do with dracula.
mean girls: america needed another reason to jack off i guess. DO NOT go see this movie with peewee herman.
walking tall: oh good, wrestlers can kick the shit out of things in real life too. yipeee!
alright assholes, dont forget me or i'll rain down fire on your life.
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i told mr. hussein that if he wasnt going to pull his weight then i was going to pull it for him, and i did. churches all over america thanked God for his capture... well FUCK THEM! i'm the one they need to be thanking. and it all came down to a dolphin's game in the end. that son-of-a-bitch thought i couldnt get them to win and i did; a couple decades later he wants to call in a favor and frankly i'm tired of hearing it if he's not going to give me that $300 he owes me so forget that shit. what you didnt read in the papers is that i sent my boys over to tie him up and cover him balls deep in fire ants, damn one-sided military reporters never get anything right.
and those of you who think i've given up since i havnt updated in a long time... i've been spreading more sexually transmitted diseases in africa so leave me the hell alone, let me work for a few goddamned months and stop breaking my fuckin' balls!
[My name is]: satan, derr.
[in the morning I am]: what mornings do you mean? i mean, like 2 in the morning is good for sexual predators... but like 9 in the morning is better for hatred and rage.
[love is]: fuck love.
[I dream about]: i have that dream where i'm falling a lot. but i also hav e a lot of dreams about the crucifixion. :)
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: sin
[last person you slow danced with]: not many people are into the "dance with the devil" thing anymore... but i think burt reynolds sister at the party we had.
-W H O-
[do you have a crush on?]: sarah michelle gellar
[easiest to talk to]: the false prophet. i love you man!
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: haha, fallen that was REAL fucking cute assholes!
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: seemingly the only time i get to talk on the phone is when i'm distracting teenagers in their cars and slamming them into school busses.
[hugged]: some jehovah's witness tried to give me a hug and my arms kinda burnt through their back.
[you instant messaged]: had to see if me and pacino were going to do go on that camping trip.
[you laughed with]: me and princess diana had a real laugh tampering with helicopters in the US hangers in iraq.
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer]: NO way!
[what's your favorite food?]: innocence
[whats your favorite fruit?]: i LOVE fags.
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: go kill yourself... or go call yourself bad names... whichever you want according to your answers.
[trust others way too easily?]: i know the thoughts and feelings of anyone and everyone alive. FUCKING retards.
-N U M B E R-
[of times I have had my heart broken? ]: in 9th grade i screwed a preachers daughter but i later found out that she was just trying to get back at her dad...
[of hearts I have broken?]: if you only knew.
[of boys I have kissed?]: i'll leave that up to my priests.
[of girls I have kissed?]: 8,543,369,524,021,036,850,265,897,542
[of drugs taken illegally?]: i make drugs, i dont take them.
[of tight friends?]: 3: the beast, the false prophet, and danny devito.
[of cd's that I own?]: ALL THE MUSHROOM HEAD ALBUMS EVER!
[of scars on my body?]: umm... do you really think the prince of darkness has any scars?
[of things in my past that I regret?]: one time i saved this little girl from being raped and murdered and anton stopped talking to me for like a month. that shit was NOT worth it. and all those years i sang my ass off for that BITCH
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[04 Nov 2003|07:28pm] |
i'm really at a loss on this war situation.
i dont know who to help... i know that all those middle east son's of bitches hate God as much as i do. but then again, i HATE ayrabs.
so i guess i'll just do what i've been doing; downing a little helicopter here, destroying a little village there... and keeping the balance.
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[23 Sep 2003|08:59am] |
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this month has been pretty shitty.
nothing really all that bad has happened.
i went and saw underworld this weekend; i was kinda impressed, but the girl i was with kept looking over at jesus like they knew eachother. i got kinda pissed and so threw popcorn at him and this big ass angel whipped my ass down the isle and made me look like a bitch.
and for that im going to get my boys to firebomb some churches or something. NOBODY fucks with THE fallen-angel.
---and i really dont like that title anyways, i mean it's not like i tripped and fell out of heaven, those bitches couldnt handle me so i left. that's the short and skinny of it, it's not like some kind of accident... biased ass bible.---
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[08 Sep 2003|09:39am] |
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damnit i did a good job in alabama.
and by the way... if you didnt know...
I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!
im actually kinda bummed because tonight i have to confess to the promise that i burned their shit... i had them convinced it was God for a while but they definitely caught on. damn they're going to be pissed.
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[11 Jul 2003|12:00pm] |
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nobody gives a shit about satan anymore. well guess what you fuckers!!!! I HATE YOU TOO!!!
im gonna down some missionary planes.
look at this... me and the pope got totally drunk and look what i made him do
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[30 Jun 2003|08:15pm] |
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sorry i havnt updated lately:
i was working for a long time on getting that third story deck with all the people to crash down on the second story deck with all the people... and then to fall down into that stairwell which was, yes, covered with people. it was really great. i love drunken teenagers. i am starting my own college and i needed more kids.
i went to see 28 days later. nobody can make a good zombie. i think im going to get offline and call lucas and cut him a deal.
pork chops n' chunky
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[14 Jun 2003|10:41pm] |
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man, i put alot of people on my friends list and none of them had added me back... i think they hate me. im beginning to think people hate me. i mean, when i was at american nightmare NOBODY bowed down or even said "hi" to me. i dont know why people hate me so much, i mean seriously i try to keep crime rates and death rates down. i give you guys rain and shit and look what i get... nothing. no hugs, nobody to cuddle up with by the hundreds of fires.
i guess i just feel like nobody loves me. im not that bad... seriously.
guys, comment and tell me how much you love me. i really need it.
666
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[11 Jun 2003|06:04pm] |
The Jackal
You are Pyrokinetic!
You are Lamentations.
Hooligan Bear
your bitch.
Your soul came from the Bowls of HELL! You're a
demon preying on the mortals of Earth. BACK TO
HELL WITH YOU!
WELL NO SHIT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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[11 Jun 2003|01:42pm] |
[Four beverages you drink frequently]
1. magma
2. anything and everything alcoholic
3. slice orange soda
4. the burning contents of fetal chest cavities. hahaha just kidding.
[Four TV shows you liked when you were a little kid]
1. i wasnt really a kid ever... but i've liked: the jeffersons
2. eurekas castle
3. late night HBO
4. undressed
[Four places to go in your area]
1. the rack of tortue
2. the mall
3. the lake of fire
4. the extreem
[Four things to do when you're bored]
1. make people suffer
2. sing marvin gaye
3. make deals with priests
4. tempt
[Four things that never fail to cheer you up]
1. people unexpectedly dying
2. going to shows
3. getting sweet emails
4. martyrs
[Four things you can't live without]
1. i guess sin
2. flowers in the springtime
3. my enter the matrix playstation game
4. new shorts
[About one year ago ...]
1. i probably pulled off one of my favorite jobs to date
2. people still thought i was the 'in thing'
3. i met sheryl
[Today ...]
1. i started a war in kenya over land
2. there was a record number of abortions WOOO!
3. my prarie dog idea started taking affect.
[Seven things you love]
1. sin
2. evil
3. nascar
4. the yankees
5. the beast
6. the false prophet
7. meeting new people
[Seven things you dislike]
1. God
2. jesus
3. multiple choice
4. andy griffith
5. peace marches
6. church
7. ed mcman
[Seven things in your room]
1. fire
2. demons
3. Bible... i got one for easter and i havnt thrown it away yet.
4. my ozzy poser
5. stuffed animals
6. a big stone slab
7. my computer
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[10 Jun 2003|05:30pm] |
man today was such a bust. it's fucking hot as shit down here and nobody wants to hang out. i think im going to go make some kid sick at a christian summer camp or something later. or maybe i'll start some more fires in the southwest.
who knows.
i got some really cool porn if anyone wants to come over and watch it just comment. its a mix i made of all kinds of celebrity girls (not fake) dont ask me how i got it.
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satan
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[07 Jun 2003|12:00am] |
well you guys im giving you one HELL of a chance..hehehe im so clever.
if any of you have seen bruce almighty, god answered prayers through his email service.
well my little minions, i am letting you simply comment with all your desires and your pal satan here will make it happen. of course it all comes with a price, i.e. your soul, or firstborn child. but hey, look at nikki sixxx, hes alright isnt he?
oh and ever wonder where the hell ross perot dropped off the face of the world to? well ask no more, i took down his ears a bit and he is a new man.
ok the offers open....START NOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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[06 Jun 2003|02:08am] |
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yeah, if you see how my mood is it's probably because i just saw bruce almighty and they made God look like such a great guy and in Little Nicky he made me look like an asshole.
argghhh
im gonna go get rip-roarin' drunk.
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satan
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